Would you imbibe "Eggo Brunch in a Jar," a boozy, creamy, waffle-and-bacon flavored drink?

I grew up drinking eggnog without booze and never understood the trope of it being spiked until my 40s when I finally encountered it being a thing at Christmas parties. Seriously, it wasn’t a thing where I grew up despite people drinking cheap beer like it was water and literally downing schnapps (every goddamn flavor, not just peppermint) straight. I like boozy eggnog and still drink the stuff straight.

I’ve also been introduced to coquito at the holidays by Puerto Rican transplant (i.e. New Yorkers and Floridians that are a generation or so from PR) friends, which is also creamy and boozy. It’s how I decided boozy egg nog wouldn’t be weird.

Hell, like The Dude, I have enjoyed White Russians for years.

That said, I’m kind of meh on this thing. I’d try it as a bit, but something tells me it’s probably not great.

I feel like this kind of thing sounds decent in theory (bacon and waffles with maple syrup that’s been aged in bourbon barrels is drool) but ends up being either too cloyingly sweet, too chemically tasting, or both.

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Well there’s your problem. It needs a maple syrup bomb cyclone.

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COQUITO is sooooo good! dangerously strong (for me), but delicious!

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real eggnog (and coquito!) is delicious. the glop they sell in stores is just …not.

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Come on, now. That’s only if there is an Eggo Brunch in a Jar fountain in the…it’s right behind me, isn’t it?

This is 100% made for me! I’m a sucker for this kind of thing.

I can’t find (didn’t look hard) for an ingredient list, if they somehow used real bacon in it…then I’m out. /veg

Yes. Yes I would.

I also like Cadbury Eggs, thank you very much.

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Then you might enjoy this, though good luck finding the Chartreuse these days

(It’s so pretty! And I’m sure it would make me violently ill)

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I grew up on the stuff in stores. Without booze. Maybe it’s a nostalgia thing.

And concur that homemade stuff is way better but also… different. It’s like instant vs real mashed potatoes or Taco Bell vs real Mexican food.

that’s fair – and i agree. they are the same, but different. now that i’ve had the real thing, i much prefer it, but if someone offered me a glass of store nog at a party, it’s not like i’d turn it down.

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I count myself among those that used to like Cadbury eggs. Bring back the ones where it was more liquid in the center!!!

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That looks fantastic!!

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They were much better when the center was a gooey, sticky mess! I still like the modern, desiccated ones, though. Nowadays I can get a box of three dozen around Easter, which satisfies my cravings for a few months.

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“… they’re fake pigs, but their pain is real”

Season 2 Thumbs Up GIF by The Good Place

I like day drinking as much as the next mutant, but this is a bridge too far.

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