I never expected Jesus to be Finnish this time around. That said, it’s great that He’s back and I look forward to His coming battle with Trump.
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Maybe a nod to Easter.
ETA: @Pensketch oops you beat me to it.
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My family used to watch The Ten Commandments every year. I’ll probably never regard those Passover scenes in the same way again.
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Yeah, there’s also a lot of variation in terms of how cause of death gets recorded that can leave off mentioning the virus, even when they openly admit that’s the cause. It’s… screwy.
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The patient responded better than expected under Doctor Frankenstein’s treatment.
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No no, somebody who died of unrelated causes contracted coronavirus and it brought them back to life.
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I’ve literally been to concerts with more people than live in their largest city.
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I think they mean the zombie apocalypse is beginning.
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Well of course not. Wyoming doesn’t actually exist.
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Nicely done!
If yesterday was the 6. there were no deaths in Finland. On 7. day 7 or 9 people died. As of Tuesday, the latest figures showed that 34 people in Finland had died after being diagnosed with coronavirus.
Pre-COVID-19:
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Exactly. Phase two of the pandemic is emerging. 
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We’ll never know for sure the number of cover-19 deaths because many will die from it without being diagnosed first. At this point, at least, I believe there’s no way (and/or no time) to test a corpse for it.
Exactly. Or, if tests are available, actually using them.
There’s already a run on lambs blood this year. None of the stores around here have any in stock.
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Oliver warned us last year “While medical examiners are required to be doctors, coroners are not usually medically trained at all”
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There has been at least one woman who gave birth while having COVID-19 in Finland.
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Can we not…
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