This is surely a sign.
I always thought that he lived in a pineapple under the sea.
Doctor: Are you choking, kid?
Child: (gag, cough)
Doctor: I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
I hope he didn’t make the poor kid drop on the deck and flub like a fish.
Another reason to hate Western Culture, kids. Cover up and pray.
I don’t have experience raising older children, but it seems like the first two years are a period in which children have zero sense of self-preservation and are constantly trying to figure out different ways of hurting themselves. It’s a miracle anyone survives to the age of 30, when that proclivity for self-destruction seems to start wearing off.
Apparently Spongebob is really, really big in the Arab world. Anyone know if that’s true or I just has some weird fever dream that made me believe that.
Looks like he ate a TiVo.
That absorbent little bastard is everywhere.
There’s supposed to be a Krusty Krab in Palestine. Dunno if it’s legit, but I want it to be. 
Don’t eat yellow… pendants?
Who lives in a child’s throat, right under his chin?
Sponge! Bob! Square! Pants!
The examining doctor thought he was a pin.
Sponge! Bob! Square! Pants!
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