X-ray shows SpongeBob SquarePants inside of child

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This is surely a sign.

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I always thought that he lived in a pineapple under the sea.

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Doctor: Are you choking, kid?
Child: (gag, cough)
Doctor: I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

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I hope he didn’t make the poor kid drop on the deck and flub like a fish.

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Another reason to hate Western Culture, kids. Cover up and pray.

I don’t have experience raising older children, but it seems like the first two years are a period in which children have zero sense of self-preservation and are constantly trying to figure out different ways of hurting themselves. It’s a miracle anyone survives to the age of 30, when that proclivity for self-destruction seems to start wearing off.

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Apparently Spongebob is really, really big in the Arab world. Anyone know if that’s true or I just has some weird fever dream that made me believe that.

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Looks like he ate a TiVo.

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That absorbent little bastard is everywhere.

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There’s supposed to be a Krusty Krab in Palestine. Dunno if it’s legit, but I want it to be. :smiley:

Don’t eat yellow… pendants?

Who lives in a child’s throat, right under his chin?
Sponge! Bob! Square! Pants!
The examining doctor thought he was a pin.
Sponge! Bob! Square! Pants!

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