From what I can tell, closer to that. You download the app, then each day you get told “the secret” which is what type of taco you can get a free one of that day. So it’s not some new, secret menu, it’s just that no one not in the club knows what the free taco of the day is for those in the club. Unless, of course, they know someone in the club. Or look at Twitter.
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Is that what the guy was talking about in the video you posted elsewhere about why he quit #vanlife?
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So the “secret menu” is just a deal package with limited options. I guess calling it “secret” makes it sound exclusive and exciting…
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I wasn’t commenting on the palatability, just the fact that they aren’t an option for me.
Before I was forced to change the way I eat, I actually found the plant-based burgers acceptable. They just aren’t possible for me any longer. I would definitely go for a plant-based burger that wasn’t loaded with starch, but alas I doubt anyone is working on that.
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If there’s no Mexican pizza, double decker taco supreme, chili cheese burrito, or seven layer burrito, I’m not interested.
Fuck you Taco Bell for always taking the best entrees off the menu.
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A taco a day keeps the apple away— wait, is that not how the saying goes?
That’s how that saying goes. Also:
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PUSH IT! PUSH IT!
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This is like completely bonkers.
One Taco Bell Taco. That I have to wait through the line for. Once per day.
And when is the last time you wanted a taco from Taco Bell? Instead of like 2 (or 10) tacos from Taco Bell? So you are going to be like, ordering more food from them every time you go in for your “free” taco.
So you are paying $10 to get marketed to each day and to increase the amount of times per month that you go to Taco Bell to buy food? Wow, that sounds like a deal…
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for better or worse, there is a dearth of fast food joints in my neck of the woods. i might be tempted by the novelty of having taco bell arrive at my doorstep if there was any practical way to achieve this, but whatever arrived would probably no longer be wanted.
with stars in my eyes, i downloaded the popeye’s app, but i practically have to drive to another state to go there, and the only time i find myself there i am driving someplace else and ravenous and don’t have any safe opportunity to use the app. so i don’t see the point.
Much more common is the “morning before” burrito. Basically, any significant quantity of taco bell is potentially very effective at preventative pregnancy for the following 24 hours or so.
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I don’t imagine someone who has eaten Taco Bell in the last 24 hours would be in any kind of shape to have intercourse at all.
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Precisely
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