Originally published at: You can buy a life-sized cardboard of The Mountain Goats' John Darnielle for $69.97 | Boing Boing
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[Does a quick, back-of-the-envelope calculation]
Hmm…Danny DeVito in every window for less than $600. Reasonable
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What is a Mountain Goat? And why do we care if there is cardboard cut out?
But why tho?
Because he’s a decent guy (I think)? He even guest-starred in the new series Poker Face.
Maybe one could practice wrestling moves with the cardboard cutout…
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No argument about John Darnielle being awesome… Just not sure we need a life-sized cardboard cut out of him…
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Because you can get life-sized cardboard versions of both Harriet Tubman and The Rock as your house guests! Although I say “life-sized,” but in reality…
“Maximum height of 193cm x 70cm wide (6ft 3’ x 2ft 2’) * is as large as we can produce. Taller Celebrities are reduced to this height.”
(This tickles me enormously for some reason.) They also claim they produce them in the celebrity’s height, but I like to think this also means short “celebrities” will be increased in height, and The Rock and Rosa Parks will be exactly the same size.
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