This rare sexy Ronald McDonald action figure can be yours for just $150!

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But has he got sesame seeds on his buns?

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something something all beef something something special sauce.

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Ok, $150 or more to buy it, but how much to wipe the knowledge of its existence from my mind?

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looks like Carrottop

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So the carpet doesn’t match the drapes?

(Scribbles notes furiously.)

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Are you sure that’s not Carrottop?

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I think those are . . . fries??

(shudders.)

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The only thing worse than a clown is a clown in his underwear

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there’s a clown in my underwear right now!

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There is something seriously wrong with you dude … :slight_smile:

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Drawing Motivation GIF

(Crosses out notes, adds more)

Are there fries in his under wear, or does he have fries for pubes??

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Season 6 Episode 3 GIF by Parks and Recreation

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FTFY
 

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Looks like something Ron English would have made.

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He has the poise of Michelangelo’s David, but with clown shoes, a Speedo, and fries. To think with all the accumulated knowledge of the universe at our fingertips, this is what we get.

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And is he really super-sized?

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“Sexy Ronald McDonald” is redundant.

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(Emphasis added.)

We’ve pulled a reverse Spinal Tap where Ronald could crush the musicians.

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Creepiest sex toy, ever.

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