You can call me AI

Catchy and memorable, so…

It also reminds me of the new-ish practice of intentionally naming your company after a search term

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Are fingerprints unique? Not really, AI-based study finds

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/12/world/fingerprints-ai-based-study-scn/index.html

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Or maybe it doesn’t. The article doesn’t seem to be able to make up its mind.

There’s certainly a lot of hype about AI in it though.

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Ah, so an article about AI written by AI.

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in case you were wondering whether any amazon sellers are using GPT to programmatically generate product names/descriptions


https://nitter.net/awwstn/status/1745872660977049602

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It does read that way.

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So they continued breaking the machines, even after the House of Lords made it a capital crime in 1812.

How soon before breaking an AI gets the death penalty?

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Just watched The Creator and know how that goes.

Fingerprints are good at getting people to confess, guilty or not, so they achieve their aim. Most forensic science is junk that wouldn’t withstand a genuine forensic analysis (that is being cross examined adversarily in court).

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As soon as AI write the laws.

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It might be a while before we get real AI.

As soon as the oligarchs, that own the junk AIs, buy the politicians that write the laws.

Wasn’t that five years or so ago?

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Most politicians are timeshares. Eventually all the owners would agree on some Ominous Omnibus Death Bill that suits all their needs at the death row organ bank.

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If the IMF is saying this, you can bet it’ll be even worse.

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Obligatory…

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