Comrade Sushi* Spud ready to go!
*Sushi is my doggo. Well el jefe generalissimo Sushi Sausage, lord of (redacted), prince of Pomerania, Marquis de Lafayette, and friend to the stars. Is his full name. He’s a small dog so needs a big name. Actual stars, he’s a dark sky advocate.
Comrade python pizza here for revolutionary duties o7
Comrade Cuttlefish Chicken*
*I may not sound very brave, but I assure you fascists find cuttlefish chicken terrifying
Oh boy…
Comrade Donkey Sausage
(I don’t know if donkeys are my favourite animal of all time but recently I’ve been thinking a lot about how neat it would be to have one, so it was definitely the first one that came to mind)
Comrade Tiger Coffee
I like it
“Tiger brand coffee, the taste is real neat. Tigers prefer it over fresh meat”
Comrade Beaver Cookie, reporting!
all right Comrade, you take cover in the bush. 
Comrade Parrotlet Bun ready to hop!
Comrade Goat French Fries. Ready and willing to serve!
Comrade Bear Ham
Comrade Red Panda Yakisoba reporting!
Can I get that to go? It sounds delicious although unethical.
“guinea pig cinnamon roll” doesn’t fit on the form
Comrade Giraffe Mint Chocolate, Sir.
Comrade Corvid Crescentina.
Wonderful alliteration. I’ll have to change mine to Comrade Castor canadensis Cookie.
Now I wish I’d lied and said Comrade Tiger Tagliatelle 
Comrade Kangaroo
