I shape the toenail on one of my big toes to the perfect shape and then sit down with a big bowl of berries… A quick twist of the berry is all it takes, so after a short Netflix/tube/etc binge I am ready for my guests.
I haven’t seen any mention of my favorite kiwi eating method. Just cut the kiwi in half and use them as little bowls – spooning their guts into my gaping maw.
