Burner wedding features fire-jetting unicorn statue that sneeze glitter and pisses lemonade

Here’s my burner wag of the finger: How dare the Unicorn not piss hooch and, glitter sneezes are MOOP! By intensely indoctrinated and no room to budge burner rules, I hope you had a mini vacuum and got all the glitter off the land (because it’s totally possible when I still have glitter in my eye from 5 years ago) who cares if you vacuum insects, dead grass and dirt… so long as there is no trace of glitter! Darn sparkle ponies! I curse you while remaining radically inclusive!

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