I only feed my butter other butter. It makes the butter taste better.
Saying âjust got $9 millionâ sounds too casual, too coincidental. Like âI just sneezedâ. How did he get the money, who thought that adding two ingredients to coffee was worth this sum, and why?
Ah, coffee for crossfitters/paleo.
See above. Trendy people with too much money and not much sense.
Ugh.
Hereâs what thus guy is:
Yet another bullshit capitalist interested only in filling his bank account at the expense of everything else. His âscienceâ is largely demonstrable bullshit. His overblown claims of âbulletproofâ everything are nothing but marketing copy designed to sell you things you donât need and that wonât work.
Iâll be very happy when he fades away.
You could have just said âPaleoâ.
Yes. Or Crossfit, for that matter.
So âtwas better Betty Botta
Bought a bit oâ better butter.
What exactly is âbulletproofâ about this coffee? Do I stuff the coffee grounds into my underwear or what?
If youâre brewing coffee for taste or caffeine, use whatever method you like. However, as soon as you start making health claims, press pot and or metal filter are right out: the effect of diturpenes from unfiltered coffee on cholesterol are very well confirmed in case-controlled studies.
Itâs Bulletproof because itâs manly. Manly coffee for manly men, who need the medium-chain triglycerides to conquer the gym and the office.
Itâs almost as manly as Powerful Yogurt, the only yogurt manly enough to have abs molded right into the container.
It, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Totally tried to flag them down and give it back.
Thanks for this! Itâs too funny. That pic looks like the person is about to feed it directly to their belly button.
I still donât quite get the âbulletproof == manlyâ idea. Donât women also like to avoid being shot, and have abdominal muscles?
butter in coffeeâŚnasty.
The first time I heard of âbulletproofâ coffee it was served with a bacon fat floater. KETO
It can be decent, if the coffee and butter are well-chosen.
This joker in the article didnât invent the idea. Tibetan tea, bod cha, is served with yak butter in it. Itâs not much of a leap from there to consider the effect with coffee.
Maybe if the Tibetan restaurant I used to eat at in Middletown was given 9 million dollars instead of being harassed, it would still be there.
You spelled âsmart peopleâ wrong.
Wait. Isnât it still there? Iâve been meaning to get dinner there for 4 years now, only wife is un-interested, and the kids would only want a Happy Meal (âwhat is this - a âDharma Mealâ?!? What am I going to do with a pair of plastic cymbals?â).
DONâT SCARE ME LIKE THAT!
Not the one I was thinking of, perhaps? Gosh, could there be two of them?
