This is where I leave the phrase āpenile deglovingā, along with the warning not to google it, right?
Thank god Iām at work and wonāt look that up.
I know dogs are ātiedā to one another after sex for awhile. But thatās from the design of the dogās penis.
THIS lady could probably hold on to you for awhile if she wanted.
Oh, ye gods, I googalized it.
I realize that any further warnings will only spur others on to do the same.
Still, if you are in a public space, be warned: I guarantee you will be clutching your crotch in sympathetic pain.
Worrying about this kind of stuff is what keeps me up at night.
ā¦as the actress said to the bishop.
What a knotty situation.
I could see this being of more utility than The Amazing Mr. Lifto (similarly NSFW).
The 100-year old article in question was a prank by Sir William Osler writing under the pseudonym Egerton Y Davis. Sorry to rain on the parade.
Favorite part: āsounds like a spell from Harry Potterā
There was a young couple named Kelly,
Who once got stuck belly to belly,
Because in their haste,
They used library paste,
Instead of petroleum jelly.
Best canāt-come-in-to-work excuse ever
Just commenting on Betteridgeās law of headlines: Iāve been promoting the use of interrobangs where the answer to the questioning headline is āsurprisingly, yes!ā which it seems to me often appears in progressive (and sometimes business) headlines i.e. āCan treating people as human beings help your bottom line?ā
Hey, what is the big deal? Some WD-40 and a crowbar will take care of the problem in no time. Besides that will teach them not to use duct tape as substitute for a real condom.
When I was in third grade, I heard from authoritative sources that itās absolutely possible, and those sources were also in third grade.
Wellā¦ hopefullyā¦ I can think of worse things.
Oh great, something else for me to worry about.
Oh wait a minute. Guess I donāt.
The answer is: Yes, but if you wait at least a few minutes the problem will resolve itself.
And you make a point of using lube the next time.
Heck, if David Brooks can reminisce about his high school and college years, why canāt the rest of us?
what!? no way!
I donāt doubt for a second that itās possible.
(TMI ahead, if you donāt want to read a woman talk about her vagina!)
I have a rather tight vagina. Itās partly physiologal, but also mental as it tightens up easily if Iām not relaxed enough (due to some past experiences). It takes a little bit of pushing and hurting to get something in there, sometimes. Once it was so tight I actually made my boyfriendās penis bleed. So I can imagine that something could get stuck there, but to get it out you would just need to get the woman in the right state of mind, not get a crowbar.
