It would be glorious if the whole chart comparing relative whale sizes, shapes, and conservation status was created as a shaggy dog story.
The Pygmy Brydeâs Whale doesnât even have its own Wikipedia page, let alone a paragraph. It gets one whole whopping sentence. Not sure it deserves to have its own row on this chart.
Youâre kidding, I assume. Poor Pygmy Bryde! Just because nobodyâs written much about it in Wikipedia doesnât mean it doesnât deserve even a line. Itâs real, itâs alive and I hope it stays that wayâŚ
We can task 30 or 40 of the folks who spend all their time drawing increasingly refined line drawings of the human penis, and knock this one out in no time
Yeah, but donât forget to scale the human silhouette by two, or the size will be way off.
Wow, I thought the map of where Tucuxi live was a glitch, but noâinland dolphins!
couldnât they just use a picture of wikipediaâs founder?
I sure hope they can find someone to pinnipedia worthy drawing for Jimmy Whales crab-sourced web site soon! Iâd sure hate for it to flounder!
Actually, xkcd beat them to it (look at the first âcitationâ).
what-if.xkcd.com/52/
Iâm not the first one to find it, but hereâs the edit in question:
The joke was added on 19 December 2012, by an anonymous user at IP:â 76.121.171.103.
Whoa, cool! I actually designed a âcetacean neededâ t-shirt in 2011! Now available on Zazzle . . .
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