Yeah, that's why I said "I know, I know." My own parents had me circumcised all those decades ago, not for any religious reason but just because it was still the fashion, I guess, and too few people squawked about it then. It didn't slow down my sex life (nor was it intended to), and I've never been particularly proud nor ashamed to be circumcised. When I thought about it at all, I simply didn't care one way or another. And I've never thought to resent my parents for robbing me of the choice. Of course, I've had my whole life to get used to the situation.
But when my own son was born four years ago, we never considered circumcising him. Saw no benefit. I'd be perfectly tickled if the practice would go extinct. But as long as people insist on having it done, I see advantages in having fake plastic peeners to practice on, don't you?