ASTONISHING REGIONAL COFFEE FACTS!*
A locked room in a salt mine in Utah contains the last 25 cases of Postum.
Twenty five counties in the south and midwest only consume coffee made from Robusta variety beans, on account of Arabica beans support terrorism.
In parts of the Southwest, the preferred method of making coffee involves boiling the grounds in a pot with an egg, the way "Cookie" on the chuck wagon did it.
Those little hourglass-shaped aluminum pots with the guy pointing up on them are illegal in two midwestern states.
A run of French Press coffee makers labeled "Liberty Press" are being sold to fans of the Glenn Beck show at a 322% mark up.
*Not. Look, I got bored.