Codinghorror did come up with the wish that could not be corrupted, and that wish, like Ice-Nine, touched another wish and uncorrupted it, and then those two wishes touched two more formerly corrupted wishes, until, finally and instantaneously, ALL wishes, good, evil or in between, became superposed in incorruptible existence, causing the heat death of the Universe, which was already mentioned in a formerly corrupted wish, and so the paradox caused the heat death event to destroy itself in a flash of blinding and unblinding light/non-light, causing and not causing the paradox/nonparadox to resolve and unresolve, thus giving birth to this tiny gherkin.
I wish.
