Crayola's Facebook page gains thousands of new followers after it was hacked and flooded with porny jokes

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Inappropriate for children? I hate to break it to adults, but kids are often less embarrassed by sex than they are.

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8 year old me: Why are there a bunch of worms in a basket? Moving on.
Nowadays me: Why are there a bunch of worms in a…oh. Ew.

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Nowadays me: What kind of worms are these?

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Girls don’t give this guy blowjobs? Maybe he spends too much time hacking Crayola sites.

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You may be mistaking effect for cause. Fairly common in feedbacked systems.

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If my dude showed me a picture of a basket of creepy dick-like worms, I wouldn’t be up for a blowjob either.

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Aren’t these plants? Thought this was on BoingBoing previously.

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Urechis unicinctus… a spoon worm (related to annelid worms).

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“Inappropriate” may not mean “causing embarrassment to children”, but “setting children off on conversational topics which adults really prefer to avoid”.

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Not Urechis caupo? They sure look like fat innkeeper worms to me…

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Crayola makes a skin tones set that has a range from black to peachy-white? Cool, I didn’t know that …

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ha, not that it can be avoided or should be. Christ, at age x to until they pick up on the adult vibes and learn to be uncomfortable, genitals are a common subject some days. Whose got them what kind, what’s this got to do with the pronoun mysteries etc etc.

Dinner conversation:

1st born - I have a penis.
2nd born - Ieh HAVEE A PEENIS!
Parent 1 - Shhh, 2nd born that is too loud for the dinner table
1st born - Daddy has a penis
Parent 2 - Yes, that is true.
2nd born - MOMMA HAVE A PEENIS!
Parent 1 - 2nd born! Too loud! Also that isn’t correct, mommy has a yoni
1st born - 2ND BORN HAS A PENIS TOO!
Parent 2 - Yes, that is correct, but too loud for the table!
2nd born - I have to poopoo in my penis and a peepee in my bum
Parent 2 - Not quite, but as long as you are seated on the potty it is okay.

etc etc

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titter he said yoni…

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They had already learned to shout penis in public, we used yoni to spare the poor hand wringers we may encounter. Totally works too lol.

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