Creepy couture ski mask from 1962

[pesco]

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[mtdna]

Bring out The Gimp!!

[jandrese]

That looks like a second grader’s art project. Was hideously poor construction in fashion at the time?

[lt_nemo]

I hate you for getting to this joke before me.

[mtdna]

Here, you can make a joke about this one:

[IMB]

I would actually love the photo and composition without the text.

[Ken_Murphy]

Strangely, they look almost identical to the “face-kini” craze on the beaches of China: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189877/Meet-Face-Kini-latest-craze-hit-Chinas-beaches-bathers-wear-masks-beat-suns-harmful-rays.html

[saint_al]

Burn victim?

[Jorpho]

I’d like to think it might look a little better from the side, as this view seems to obliterate the nose.

[lt_nemo]

“Mother always seemed to be more comfortable with dolls than her real children…”

[knoxblox]

Well, that would make a startlingly scary improvement to Pulp Fiction.

[hi_endian]

Holy crap, that’s freaky. Looks like something Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs would have concocted.

[halloween_jack_]

Let’s just go here:

[DevinC]

It really does. The head’s pretty sharply curved, so a lot of seams will be required, but that really doesn’t explain the terrible stitching around the mouth.

[knoxblox]

Would HUGH lyke to go SKEEE-INK, Daaaaa-VITCH!?

[timothy_krause]

Skis without a Face, love that film.

[mocon]

It rubs the lotion on its skin?

[teapot]

latex pr0n.

that is all.

[Indubitably]

Nope-skis.

Heh.

P.S. 19 November 2013: Never forget, puhleeze…

[norcalhiker]

Where’d you find my family photos?!