#1 By: Cory Doctorow, October 11th, 2013 23:02
#2 By: Silas, October 12th, 2013 00:59
They ought to send them to Congress so they could go fuck themselves. Least they could do.
#3 By: kogunkogun, October 12th, 2013 01:22
Goes with my speculation on a Furlough Baby Boom in nine months. Seems free vibrators might help that possibility.
#4 By: Preston, October 12th, 2013 01:53
I was thinking they should get free butt plugs.
#5 By: Preston, October 12th, 2013 01:55
i'm guessing no free Fleshlights for the guys because (I'm told) they are kinda pricey.
#6 By: Phasma Felis, October 12th, 2013 05:52
No good. They'd never fit with all those sticks up there.
#7 By: Alice Weir, October 12th, 2013 05:59
#8 By: Graham Martin, October 12th, 2013 07:11
Seems superfolous since the GOP is constantly screwing them.
#9 By: Acer Platanoides , October 12th, 2013 09:06
I think Congress masturbates quite enough already
#10 By: Kevin Thoman, October 12th, 2013 09:40
This might shake things loose.
#11 By: Joe Castleman, October 12th, 2013 13:19
I was gonna say, send 'em all some K-Y...
When I was at UT-Austin, there was a student group called The Royal Order of Python. One semester they set up a table and handed out free packets of K-Y (like ketchup packets) for "when the administration tries to fuck you in the ass."
While I'm here, these are some other activities the Pythons set up:
- A local anti-gay activist would semi-regularly show up around campus with his banners: "you don't have to be gay," "gay is sad" etc. The Pythons countered with "You don't have to be GABE" in which they made Welcome Back Kotter handpuppets and exhorted passersby that Gabe Kaplan was corrupting the youth and would have them all wearing corduroy blazers with elbow patches
- They set up a public debate between the Young Conservatives of Texas (or maybe College Republicans) and the school chapter of NOW over whether toilet paper should be hung with the tail in front or in back. (Both groups participated.)
#12 By: Mindy Clegg, October 12th, 2013 13:45
What's wrong blazer with elbow patches!?! I need about a dozen of those... nice Welcome Back Kotter reference, though.
Also, this group sounds amazing. We need one here. Why, just this week, one of those anti-gay religious groups showed up on campus. Cause quite a crowd of insta-counter protests and tons more gawkers, but nothing as epic as welcome back kotter puppets... I'm sure they'd have a field day with the new "white student union" that has popped up on campus this summer, which most of us have just ignored as a dumb thing, considering the make up of the campus.
#13 By: Joe Castleman, October 12th, 2013 14:41
They were! I was never an "official" member but it seems like a friend and I always ended up participating in their antics. It looks like they were defunct by 2003, which is about 10 years after I'd finished college.
#14 By: Mindy Clegg, October 12th, 2013 14:52
I'm not sure we have anything similar in our parts, sadly. There are a few pastafarians around town, but none organizing on campus as far as I'm aware, and no Sub-genius adherents either. Certainly not anything as wonderful as this. Too bad, as we could use them, I think.
#15 By: chellberty, October 13th, 2013 19:41
Matthew Epler's Grand Old Party project takes the approval-rating curves of GOP presidential hopefuls and turns them into 3D solids, then turns those into buttplugs.
#16 By: Cory Doctorow, October 16th, 2013 23:02
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