pesco at May 13th, 2014 12:10 — #1
marktech at May 13th, 2014 12:25 — #2
'You, sir, you're the only one with your hand up. You really had sex with a ghost?'
'...oh... I thought you said "goat"...'
daneel at May 13th, 2014 12:28 — #3
boundegar at May 13th, 2014 12:29 — #4
I don't see the downside. STDs? Pregnancy? Ectoplasm?
jandrese at May 13th, 2014 12:40 — #5
So the suggestion to deal with sleep paralysis is to run? I think I may have discovered a flaw in this otherwise impeccable advice.
Presumably you can't get a ghost knocked up, and there has only ever been one recorded instant of a woman being successfully impregnated by a supernatural entity, and that was over two millennia ago. Maybe this is just the guy in me speaking, but completely consequence free sex sounds pretty good. I'm pretty sure ghost STDs can't be transmitted to people.
eark_the_bunny at May 13th, 2014 12:51 — #6
''Who you gonna to call, GHOSTBUSTERS!''
daneel at May 13th, 2014 12:52 — #7
Sounds like the Will Self short story, Incubus.
lexicat at May 13th, 2014 12:57 — #8
You've slightly undercounted...
Of course the real difficulty is learning to speak Esperanto (if yer into to chatting yer lovers up).
spunkytws at May 13th, 2014 12:58 — #9
“The experience described as ‘ghost sex’ may be related to a condition known as sleep paralysis, which renders a person awake and aware – but unable to move with a sensation of something heavy pressing down on them," (Hawaiian medium Patricia Mahi says).
Great. When I have sleep paralysis I have waking nightmares about serial killers giving me blood transfusions. Other people get to have sex with ghosts. Why are they the lucky ones?
elguapo22222 at May 13th, 2014 13:11 — #10
Yeah, go ahead and laugh. It's fun and games until one of y'all catches ghost AIDS.
lexicat at May 13th, 2014 13:32 — #11
Oh dear, you just made me laugh about HIV/AIDS!
Nice job Shame!
oldtaku at May 13th, 2014 13:33 — #12
That seems like a lot of work just to pretend you don't have wet dreams.
spunkytws at May 13th, 2014 13:46 — #13
Maybe we wouldn't feel a need to if they were all this entertaining.
chellberty at May 13th, 2014 13:47 — #14
crenquis at May 13th, 2014 13:55 — #15
Whenever I want ghost sex I just close my eyes and use my left hand...
tekna2007 at May 13th, 2014 14:05 — #16
When you have sex with a ghost, you're having sex with everyone that ghost ever had sex with.
And "ever" is a long time for a ghost.
tekna2007 at May 13th, 2014 14:08 — #17
I hope that doesn't mean you're first getting really drunk or really high and then passing out in such a way that you put your hand (or leg?) to sleep.
jardine at May 13th, 2014 15:20 — #18
Just make sure it's not an alien who wants to bang generations of a family.
crenquis at May 13th, 2014 15:24 — #19
jandrese at May 13th, 2014 16:21 — #20
Fuck you for making me remember that episode. It had been successfully purged from my mind before I read your comment.
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