âYou, sir, youâre the only one with your hand up. You really had sex with a ghost?â
ââŚoh⌠I thought you said âgoatââŚâ
I donât see the downside. STDs? Pregnancy? Ectoplasm?
So the suggestion to deal with sleep paralysis is to run? I think I may have discovered a flaw in this otherwise impeccable advice.
Presumably you canât get a ghost knocked up, and there has only ever been one recorded instant of a woman being successfully impregnated by a supernatural entity, and that was over two millennia ago. Maybe this is just the guy in me speaking, but completely consequence free sex sounds pretty good. Iâm pretty sure ghost STDs canât be transmitted to people.
ââWho you gonna to call, GHOSTBUSTERS!ââ
Sounds like the Will Self short story, Incubus.
Youâve slightly undercountedâŚ
Zeus
Apollo
Aphrodite
Kunti
Lilith
The Nephilim,
etc.
Of course the real difficulty is learning to speak Esperanto (if yer into to chatting yer lovers up).
âThe experience described as âghost sexâ may be related to a condition known as sleep paralysis, which renders a person awake and aware â but unable to move with a sensation of something heavy pressing down on them," (Hawaiian medium Patricia Mahi says).
Great. When I have sleep paralysis I have waking nightmares about serial killers giving me blood transfusions. Other people get to have sex with ghosts. Why are they the lucky ones?
Yeah, go ahead and laugh. Itâs fun and games until one of yâall catches ghost AIDS.
Oh dear, you just made me laugh about HIV/AIDS! Nice job Shame!
That seems like a lot of work just to pretend you donât have wet dreams.
Maybe we wouldnât feel a need to if they were all this entertaining.
Whenever I want ghost sex I just close my eyes and use my left handâŚ
When you have sex with a ghost, youâre having sex with everyone that ghost ever had sex with.
And âeverâ is a long time for a ghost.
I hope that doesnât mean youâre first getting really drunk or really high and then passing out in such a way that you put your hand (or leg?) to sleep.
Just make sure itâs not an alien who wants to bang generations of a family.
Mormon ghost?
Fuck you for making me remember that episode. It had been successfully purged from my mind before I read your comment.
