Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/29/85-of-gay-people-are-possessed-by-ghosts-according-to-spiritual-research.html
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“Spirits make people horny” is not research, it is the foundational assumption of the Bar and Tavern Association.
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Sounds like an Oglaf idea pitch to me 
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“Well, I’m possessed by the ghost of Oscar Wilde.”
“You bitch! I’m possessed by the ghost of Oscar Wilde!”
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I clicked on this article hoping to find out what they think about the other 15% and I can’t believe how directly this is addressed. That is some version of reality they live in.
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I’m not gay, but I am queer. Which category am I in?
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Possessed by a different kind of ghost. I mean… most likely. You know, 85%.
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but what percentage of people who are not gay are possessed by ghosts?
this is just further evidence that gay people have more fun. (edit: in a vacuum. not in most parts of the world, perhaps.)
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And bisexual people? Also, if you ghost is gay, does that make you straight? Or does that mean your ghost has a ghost? And if you’re ghost has a ghost, does that mean your straight or does that possession not count? I’m confused!!!
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clearly you are possessed.
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Bisexuality is what happens when ghosts use the living as a timeshare condos.
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What about the living who are horny for ghosts? What sort of possession are they under?
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I thought I was possessed by the ghost of Oscar Wilde, but now I think I’m possessed by the ghost of the ghost of Oscar Wilde.
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Pitch? I think he’s already done it.
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I think the “researcher” read somewhere about some aboriginal societies calling non cis persons “two souled”. Then they decided to add some made up stats to justify funding their “research”. Sigh.
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…and it’s nearly Halloween! Whoo!
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Checks out:
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“Are YOU a GWOK (ghost without knowing)?”
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