“Spirits make people horny” is not research, it is the foundational assumption of the Bar and Tavern Association.
Sounds like an Oglaf idea pitch to me
“Well, I’m possessed by the ghost of Oscar Wilde.”
“You bitch! I’m possessed by the ghost of Oscar Wilde!”
I clicked on this article hoping to find out what they think about the other 15% and I can’t believe how directly this is addressed. That is some version of reality they live in.
I’m not gay, but I am queer. Which category am I in?
Possessed by a different kind of ghost. I mean… most likely. You know, 85%.
but what percentage of people who are not gay are possessed by ghosts?
this is just further evidence that gay people have more fun. (edit: in a vacuum. not in most parts of the world, perhaps.)
And bisexual people? Also, if you ghost is gay, does that make you straight? Or does that mean your ghost has a ghost? And if you’re ghost has a ghost, does that mean your straight or does that possession not count? I’m confused!!!
clearly you are possessed.
Bisexuality is what happens when ghosts use the living as a timeshare condos.
What about the living who are horny for ghosts? What sort of possession are they under?
I thought I was possessed by the ghost of Oscar Wilde, but now I think I’m possessed by the ghost of the ghost of Oscar Wilde.
Pitch? I think he’s already done it.
I think the “researcher” read somewhere about some aboriginal societies calling non cis persons “two souled”. Then they decided to add some made up stats to justify funding their “research”. Sigh.
…and it’s nearly Halloween! Whoo!
“Are YOU a GWOK (ghost without knowing)?”