*Mitch Horowitz writes 6000-word essay on how unfair it is that spiritual researchers can’t get funding; blames Houdini*
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But what would happen if a man gets possessed by a lesbian ghost?
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Was there a control study to determine if straight people were being possessed by ghosts?
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i call my ghost Mitzi. she’s fantastic.
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If only James Randi hadn’t destroyed skepticism we could get this published in scientific journals!
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When the crypt doors creak
And the tombstones quake
Spooks come out for a swinging wake
Happy haunts materialize
And begin to vocalize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
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According to my research, 85% of men are.
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Taking a quick look at the gay co-workers around me I realise I got stuck with the dull 15 percenters.
I mean, they didn’t seem so dull until now, but realising I could have been in a room full of possessed lunatics it’s hard not to feel a little disappointed.
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Have these “researchers” published their methodology? Does it involve the application of Advanced Woolly Thinking?
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Based on a rewatch of “Ghost” this all checks out
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Hilarious, but wrong type of spirits. 
… if the voices in my head count as ghosts, then I’m living in a harem anime. (borderline NSFW, GTYOR)
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Ghosts, since bisexual people are invisible
/s
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People possessed by bisexual ghosts become bisexual themselves. That’s how they reproduce.
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Oh, people just keep telling me bi ghosts don’t exist.
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Or that they just need to choose between boos or ghouls.
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You have too many ghosts, obvs!
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It’s early.
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And less than a week from the election…
This is an early contender, tho.
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