85% of gay people are possessed by ghosts, according to "spiritual research."

They’re possessed too, but their ghosts are gay.

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So are asexuals just immune to ghosts?

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I am going to have to re-evaluate a few movies now…

Streams

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Even if it were true - why isn’t it a good thing?

All that experience enriching your life - sounds like it’s god’s plan to me.

Moar ghosts!!!

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Turns out all gay relationships are polyamorous ghost orgies! If nothing else the afterlife is looking rosier.

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So THAT’S where all the ectoplasm comes from.

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I thought they used Meetup.

Men who stare at horny ghosts.

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I now see this song in a new light.

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See, also;

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Quick! Someone get Chuck Tingle on this ASAP!

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“Possessed In The Butt By…”

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Already there, my friend…

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YES!!! I should have known!

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This theory is almost correct. Everyone (including the ghosts) is actually gay. It’s the so-called “straight” people who are possessed by ghosts of the other gender.

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I want to be possessed by a ghost! Whose dick do I have to suck to get possessed by a ghost??

:wink:

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so does this differ materially from how strange christian sects obsess over spiritual warfare? And in the future, how many more exorcisms will end up in homicide?

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Well, I’m a gay furry does this mean I’m possessed by a wolf spirit? … a horny gay wolf spirt?

COOL!

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