Haunting an X-rated movie screening... for science!


Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/10/26/haunting-an-x-rated-movie-scre.html


This explains why no one reacts when I streak. I thought it was because they were so shocked, but it turns out that even when I’m running around naked I’m not interesting enough to notice or remember. Sure, some people would find that depressing, but I’m leaning on the positive, and branching out to rob banks.


It was hard to get my rocks off cause this jerk in a ghost sheet kept wandering around the aisles. Worst porn theater ever.


“That… that’s not ectoplasm!”


I find it highly amusing that this guy thought he’d be seen as anything other than a guy in a sheet - at best. I think his “experiment” in the graveyard is the funniest, though - he resorted to making “Whoo!” noises to seem more paranormal, but the effect was undercut by the fact that people could see his legs sticking out, the sheet only covering his upper body. Which probably explains why half the people thought he was just someone in a dress.


From http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0025.html:


Has nobody reproduced this result?



This is why people who have sex in porno films don’t cover their bodies with sheets.


From TFBBA even, lol!


Obviously the experiment wasn’t framed correctly.


Mmmm basketball porn!


If you want people to notice you’re streaking quit doing it at nudist camps!


That basketball, man, it was like… a basketball to me.


…and then there was one guy for whom a ghost walking in front of the screen was just what he needed.


That explains a lot.


‘Close your eyes. What do you hear?’

‘I hear the water. I hear the birds.’

‘Do you hear your own heartbeat?’


‘Do you hear the grasshopper which at your feet?’

‘Old Man, how is it that you hear these things?’

‘Young Man, how is it that you do not?’

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