How to have cybersex on the Internet

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Oh, that’s how!

I get it now.

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She’s very talented. . . she managed to take her sweater off while typing.

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I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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It usually takes longer than that. I mean… I… I assume it would… not that I would actually know or anything.

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Yo, that black bar didn’t hit what it meant to hit.

“Yes. With lots of S’s”

Now THAT is some hot chat.

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Damn! I’m way behind the times.

Next time someone online asks " Say, would you like to have CYBERSEX??? "…I will know just what to do. I’ll bet that one-hand typing comes in real…uh…handy.

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Doesn’t it cost millions of dollars for the hardware?

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I think this is fake, did you see how long it took between when she asked and when she got her first offer? And only one response, too…

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Dude, there were like 37 other people on the intertron back then.

It was probably even before anyone thought of pretending to be female.

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yessssssssssssss

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Is this from some program akin to Look Around You, or was this done seriously?

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I really want my sarcasm font… also who here remembers CompuServe’s CB channels? Thats where I learned how to type erotically.

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I like that.

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12 year old me would have paused the fuck out of that tape.

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I love the review, “Tedium has never been this topless.”

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Seems real, as improbable as that feels to me…

Some of this footage is truly, truly insane to the point that I also have difficulty believing they aren’t cleverly constructed parodies. But I know Computer Beach Party is real, and that Traci Lords jazzercize thing seems real…

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I wondered if it was possible to make an attractive topless woman boring to a straight man, and now I have an answer.

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That’s not sex. It’s D&D.

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