beschizza — 2014-05-07T17:26:41-04:00 — #1
omems — 2014-05-07T17:41:39-04:00 — #2
I'm optimistic the tactic in Method 1, Step 8 will be successful for the woman on the right, though I'm a little surprised the other people are enjoying it so much.
steampunkbanana — 2014-05-07T17:42:57-04:00 — #3
The warnings are well worth your time too.
''Your 'beloved' may hate you.''
mcsnee — 2014-05-07T17:50:35-04:00 — #4
This is pure gold. I love the stinger at the end:
Someone who is likely to walk from a wedding may be afraid of commitment, and insecure in relationships. This could pose problems for your relationship.
tanya_d — 2014-05-07T17:53:28-04:00 — #5
This and "Have a taxi waiting" are amazing.
jardine — 2014-05-07T18:23:51-04:00 — #8
hughstimson — 2014-05-07T18:27:45-04:00 — #9
It takes a very big internet to produce material like this for us all to enjoy.
rknop — 2014-05-07T18:41:22-04:00 — #10
I'm kinda disappointed that "orbital nuclear strike" was not listed as a "during" option.
It is, after all, the only way to be sure.
jsroberts — 2014-05-07T18:57:04-04:00 — #11
"Share". Nice try Rob, my sister-in-law is getting married tomorrow and this could look very interesting on my Facebook feed.
sim0n — 2014-05-07T19:02:09-04:00 — #12
I hear drones are all the rage these days.
jerwin — 2014-05-07T19:49:10-04:00 — #13
This article would not be complete without the illustrations..
marktech — 2014-05-07T19:50:20-04:00 — #14
Waitaminute, that's not Dustin Hoffman! This is Dustin Hoffman!
brainspore — 2014-05-07T19:53:58-04:00 — #15
There's always the Kill Bill method.
micah — 2014-05-07T20:25:40-04:00 — #16
And the Andrew Garfield on SNL method (with apologies to those outside the US who are IP blocked):
taniwha — 2014-05-07T20:51:58-04:00 — #17
I must admit that the ads this article has attracted are wonderfully clueless
boundegar — 2014-05-07T20:56:10-04:00 — #18
jardine — 2014-05-07T21:12:24-04:00 — #19
I'm either ashamed or proud to admit that I did not realize that the scene in Wayne's World 2 was a parody of The Graduate.
nixiebunny — 2014-05-07T21:15:54-04:00 — #20
We can be confident that the advice in this article will not deter the true wedding caller-offer.
thecorrectline — 2014-05-07T21:20:47-04:00 — #21
One of those pieces of good advice that you hope you never need.
beanolini — 2014-05-08T05:01:23-04:00 — #22
Self-castration with a pair of scissors is also worth trying.
Has anyone here been to a wedding where someone has objected? I have clergy relatives who have conducted hundreds of weddings, and have been to dozens myself, but have never heard of this actually happening.
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