beschizza at May 7th, 2014 17:26 — #1
omems at May 7th, 2014 17:41 — #2
I'm optimistic the tactic in Method 1, Step 8 will be successful for the woman on the right, though I'm a little surprised the other people are enjoying it so much.
steampunkbanana at May 7th, 2014 17:42 — #3
The warnings are well worth your time too.
''Your 'beloved' may hate you.''
mcsnee at May 7th, 2014 17:50 — #4
This is pure gold. I love the stinger at the end:
Someone who is likely to walk from a wedding may be afraid of commitment, and insecure in relationships. This could pose problems for your relationship.
tanya_d at May 7th, 2014 17:53 — #5
This and "Have a taxi waiting" are amazing.
jardine at May 7th, 2014 18:23 — #8
hughstimson at May 7th, 2014 18:27 — #9
It takes a very big internet to produce material like this for us all to enjoy.
rknop at May 7th, 2014 18:41 — #10
I'm kinda disappointed that "orbital nuclear strike" was not listed as a "during" option.
It is, after all, the only way to be sure.
jsroberts at May 7th, 2014 18:57 — #11
"Share". Nice try Rob, my sister-in-law is getting married tomorrow and this could look very interesting on my Facebook feed.
sim0n at May 7th, 2014 19:02 — #12
I hear drones are all the rage these days.
jerwin at May 7th, 2014 19:49 — #13
This article would not be complete without the illustrations..
marktech at May 7th, 2014 19:50 — #14
Waitaminute, that's not Dustin Hoffman! This is Dustin Hoffman!
brainspore at May 7th, 2014 19:53 — #15
There's always the Kill Bill method.
micah at May 7th, 2014 20:25 — #16
And the Andrew Garfield on SNL method (with apologies to those outside the US who are IP blocked):
taniwha at May 7th, 2014 20:51 — #17
I must admit that the ads this article has attracted are wonderfully clueless
boundegar at May 7th, 2014 20:56 — #18
jardine at May 7th, 2014 21:12 — #19
I'm either ashamed or proud to admit that I did not realize that the scene in Wayne's World 2 was a parody of The Graduate.
nixiebunny at May 7th, 2014 21:15 — #20
We can be confident that the advice in this article will not deter the true wedding caller-offer.
thecorrectline at May 7th, 2014 21:20 — #21
One of those pieces of good advice that you hope you never need.
beanolini at May 8th, 2014 05:01 — #22
Self-castration with a pair of scissors is also worth trying.
Has anyone here been to a wedding where someone has objected? I have clergy relatives who have conducted hundreds of weddings, and have been to dozens myself, but have never heard of this actually happening.
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