Severed bride-and-groom-heads wedding cake




If I had the money, we’d have Severed Head Cake Fridays because SEVERED HEAD CAKES!


I just want to cut that cake with the shovel posted a bit down the page. :smiley:


Well, that would certainly have got things off on the wrong foot with the in-laws. Of course, in hindsight it wouldn’t have made much difference in the end.


I’d go to more weddings if the bride and groom were sacrificed and eaten at the end.


Looks like Val Kilmer lost some weight.


I’m on a diet. . . just cut me off an ear.

Ewww, not an eye! That’s disgusting!


But then you have to sit through the entire boring thing, the vows, the hors d’oeuvres, the reception. Why not start with the cake and go backwards? This way, you can leave right away, instead of being bored out of your gourd. Bloody good fun that way.



Purely by coincidence, I’ve just started watching Game of Thrones.


They have weddings there, too!


A Dothraki wedding cake without at least three heads is seen as a dull affair.


I’m pretty sure they got married at the Alamo Drafthouse too. Awesome.


This is awesome, but why not go all the way and make it a red velvet cake?!

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