Instant Hipster Beard, 1962

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[Papasan]

FACT!

[Boundegar]

I swear I expected a man with an umbrella to pump sleep-gas into the room.

“Who is Number One?”
“You are Number Six.”
“I am not a number! I am a free man!”

[Nonentity]

“This model right here is one people would love to ‘be seeing you’ in!”
“Uhh, why did you make air quotes when you said that?”

[Franko]

those actually looked completely believable, but i can’t imagine how insanely bored that poor woman must have been, stitching in strand after strand, day after day…

[samthepea]

“We want information… information… information.”

“You won’t get it!”

“By hook or by crook, we will.”

[howaboutthis]

“Ah, yes sir. This is our finest model, made of genuine ass hair.”

That could mean different things in different countries, of course.

[pixleshifter]

“He thinks he’s no end of a dog.”
Brilliant.

[WinstonPsmith]

Instant hipster beard 2014: https://youtu.be/mxNyiqWkMqo

[Skeptic]

This seems like one of those newsreels that is entirely made up, as they often were.

[anon67050589]

Shall I introduce you to the wonderful world of hair weaves and extensions, and even eyelash extensions?

There is a lot of painstaking work done all over the world to put food on the table.

[WearySky]

Man, I kinda want one of those.

[Franko]

being bald, yeah, this whole “premade hair” thing is definitely a new angle to me.