beschizza at April 2nd, 2014 11:54 — #1
gsilas at April 2nd, 2014 12:07 — #2
This post, and http://boingboing.net/2014/03/27/duke-nukem-goes-to-court.html make me wish I could read the internet through a Beschizza-filter browser add-on.
ben_ehlers at April 2nd, 2014 12:11 — #3
I am struggling to come up with a question about this product that would not imply that this phone is not for me.
stano at April 2nd, 2014 12:12 — #4
Just look at that beautiful Gresso Regal Titanium.
THAT one looks like Vertu Killer.
andy_hilmer at April 2nd, 2014 12:16 — #5
Sharper Image shouldn't have gone bankrupt, they should have gone up-market.
xzzy at April 2nd, 2014 12:22 — #6
It's super amusing to me how the mass market is getting better phones than the 1% market.
It's kind of like Toyota selling a $30k car that looks better and goes faster around a track than a McLaren.
lava at April 2nd, 2014 12:29 — #7
wow has every feature of my moto f3 'cept one - $16 unlocked.
spimon at April 2nd, 2014 12:30 — #8
Like it's rival, which was discontinued 7 years ago-- That made me laugh. Thank you!
gilbertwham at April 2nd, 2014 13:14 — #10
Does this mean it's 1999 and I'm 27 again? Cool.
allium at April 2nd, 2014 13:32 — #11
The raised buttons, bare metal, and quasi-Eurostile font kinda reminds me of my dad's calculator watch from back in the day:
Question is, can it play Space Invaders?
charmingquark at April 2nd, 2014 14:11 — #12
Didn't you mean to post this yesterday?
blindwanderer at April 2nd, 2014 14:30 — #13
Wait, that is a cell phone? I thought it was a TV remote. Just look at the back, single screw and batter door. TV remote.
daneel at April 2nd, 2014 14:30 — #14
My calculator watch could.
soitbegins at April 2nd, 2014 14:40 — #15
Uh, April 1 was yesterday.
daneel at April 2nd, 2014 14:56 — #16
I'd rather have this.
kartwaffles at April 2nd, 2014 15:39 — #17
It looks like a remote control, not a phone.
bwv812 at April 2nd, 2014 15:55 — #18
Or a Timex that outperforms a Rolex, one supposes.
jgi at April 2nd, 2014 16:04 — #19
halloween_jack_ at April 2nd, 2014 16:18 — #20
I wonder what the breakdown of the market for this sort of thing is: how many potential customers just don't get smartphones, and how many of them are fearful that their smartphone would be hacked into.
themudshark at April 2nd, 2014 16:23 — #21
Shut up and take my money!
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