Is Gresso Azimuth the Sony Ericsson K850 killer we've all been waiting for?

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This post, and http://boingboing.net/2014/03/27/duke-nukem-goes-to-court.html make me wish I could read the internet through a Beschizza-filter browser add-on.

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I am struggling to come up with a question about this product that would not imply that this phone is not for me.

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Just look at that beautiful Gresso Regal Titanium.
THAT one looks like Vertu Killer.

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Sharper Image shouldn’t have gone bankrupt, they should have gone up-market.

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It’s super amusing to me how the mass market is getting better phones than the 1% market.

It’s kind of like Toyota selling a $30k car that looks better and goes faster around a track than a McLaren.

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wow has every feature of my moto f3 'cept one - $16 unlocked.

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Like it’s rival, which was discontinued 7 years ago-- That made me laugh. Thank you!

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Does this mean it’s 1999 and I’m 27 again? Cool.

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The raised buttons, bare metal, and quasi-Eurostile font kinda reminds me of my dad’s calculator watch from back in the day:

Question is, can it play Space Invaders?

Didn’t you mean to post this yesterday?

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Wait, that is a cell phone? I thought it was a TV remote. Just look at the back, single screw and batter door. TV remote.

My calculator watch could.

Uh, April 1 was yesterday.

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I’d rather have this.

http://conversations.nokia.com/2014/04/01/nokia-3310-gets-41-megapixel-windows-phone-makeover/

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It looks like a remote control, not a phone.

Or a Timex that outperforms a Rolex, one supposes.

Nokia 515.

I wonder what the breakdown of the market for this sort of thing is: how many potential customers just don’t get smartphones, and how many of them are fearful that their smartphone would be hacked into.

Shut up and take my money!