doctorow — 2014-07-02T21:11:02-04:00 — #1
boundegar — 2014-07-02T22:19:59-04:00 — #2
That's not what we meant, dammit!
franko — 2014-07-02T23:17:04-04:00 — #3
Little Caesar's is also happy they can now throw christians to the lions.
sdmikev — 2014-07-03T01:17:33-04:00 — #4
I love this ruling (the actual one being satirized) because it brings out the real in people. I got someone to admit to me that they think that businesses should be free to "fail" in the market by not allowing black people in.
humbabella — 2014-07-03T08:49:22-04:00 — #5
This is just stupid. Cthulhu is going to awake when the stars are right and no sacrifices can change that.
jorpho — 2014-07-03T11:25:26-04:00 — #6
I kind of wanted to believe this was serious. Maybe we'll just get a nice Pastafarian ruling someday instead.
waetherman — 2014-07-03T11:40:26-04:00 — #7
I'm personally declaring my business is following the principles of His Delicious Sauciness, and therefore I won't be covering my employees for any gluten-intolerance related issues. My employees can eat what they want at dinner time, but don't make my company pay for their celiac treatments!
madlibrarian — 2014-07-03T15:29:20-04:00 — #8
bob_shaw — 2014-07-03T18:47:45-04:00 — #9
Ia! Ia! Ia!
La mayyitan ma qadirun yatabaqqa sarmadi
Fa idha yaji' al-shudhdhadh fa-l-maut qad yantahi.
humbabella — 2014-07-04T09:27:20-04:00 — #10
Cthulhu can kiss my ass.
Also, apparently Cthulhu is a word in the BBBBS spell-checker, but Yog-Sothoth is not. Watch out for iridescent spheres!
chgoliz — 2014-07-04T11:31:11-04:00 — #11
Google Translate has let me down.
bob_shaw — 2014-07-04T14:38:12-04:00 — #12
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
'In His House at R'lyeh Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming,
yet He shall rise and His kingdom shall cover the Earth.'
doctorow — 2014-07-07T21:11:06-04:00 — #13
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