MAGA woman grieves after finding out Chick-Fil-A is serving "woke chicken" (video)

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Bless her heart, she thought a corporation would care about anything other than profits.

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gus sorola omg GIF by Rooster Teeth

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i’m gonna guess that most corporations large enough to have employee manuals likely have at least a few paragraphs about diversity hiring.

somebody needs to look thru as many as possible and share a list. the maga folk won’t be able to go anywhere.

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Jebus, I pray to you - please hurry back to Rapture these hateful morons away!

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My Latin was never great but doesn’t “dei” literally mean “of god?”

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Parody is dead: https://twitter.com/JoJoFromJerz/status/1664624451084746760?s=20

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Ok… Raise your own chickens, kill your own chickens, fry your own chicken sandwich with them… that way you won’t have any diversity in the supply chain.

Honestly if these idiot christofascists run out of un-woke food to eat it won’t be the worst outcome for the rest of us.

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They’re hypocrites, though. They’ll still eat it, they’ll just be unhappy about it.

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their chicken is funded by Blackrock and Vanguard

Uh… the investment firms buy shares of Chic-fil-A and other companies. And you’re just finding this out NOW?

Also, don’t let her know that Canes got a SCORE award for “most outstanding progressive business.” And I’m positive they have a diversity program. LOL!

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Truer words were never spoken.

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Oh man if it turns out that this whole fervor on chikfila VP of DEI comes from a parody tiktok I am going to ROFLMAO.

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I have a friend who works at CFA in the technology division. She’s a true blue liberal…and I asked how she can tolerate working there. She said since the old man died, CFA is very slowly inching (relatively) closer to the middle…instead of clinging to the far right.

If they ever open their stores on Sundays, the wingnuts’ heads will explode (while they’re running to buy after-church chicken from CFL).

Aside: I pass by a CFL almost every Sunday. There’s always a CFL delivery truck unloading food stuff. Not sure if that’s a new development or if the “no making money on Sunday” always applied to front line workers only.

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Done:

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Maybe her “Lord” is this dude.

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I mean, you couldn’t make this shit up.

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Shouldn’t Ben & Jerry and Patagonia be on that list? Just asking.

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Margot Robbie Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

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I think it’s a list of companies that conservatives seem to be fond of.

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I don’t understand the complaint. What the fuck is “woke chicken”? Chicken processed by white, straight Christian hands only? Every Chick-fil-A I’ve ever seen was staffed 90% by black employees. Why does it matter now all of a sudden?

Even stranger this is a traditionally CONSERVATIVE all caps company.

Or is the complaint really that the company acknowledges their employees and has promised to protect their rights?

I mean this is some prime neofascist Christian BS crazy right here.

It’s also really cute that these people think their tiny little group of nazi fascists matters to mega corps. Ban corps all you want. You idiots are probably less that 5% of their customer base. Smug ass turds trapped in their own bubbles.

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