“Take, eat: this is my body, which is dipped in batter, breaded and deep-fried for you: this do in remembrance of me. Would you like fries with that?”
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Mmmmmm. Jesus extra crispy.
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Okay. Maybe the lines will be infinitesimally shorter now?
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Just wait until she realizes what Jesus’s position on diversity, equity, and inclusion were, based on what He actually said and did in the New Testament (not what conservative “Christians” think He said and did.)
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“The Lord’s chicken”?
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Pullet the other one! What a load of cock!
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MAGA woman grieves
Translation: I hope she chokes.
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What we’re missing here is the connection to “nobody wants to work anymore”. The Christofascists want the undesirables to do the undesirable work for them.
ETA: It’s almost like a model for “corporate plantations”.
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What a fragile, nasty woman she is.
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Is that Regency for “bless your heart”?
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Even lower on “the Ton.”
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It really is stunning isn’t it? And Chick-fil-a has gone to such lengths to pander to this crowd in the first place.
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If I understand it correctly, it sounds like this twit is upset over the requisite non-discrimination phrasing that all corporations have been required to pay lip service to, ever since Title VII of the Civil Rights Act was passed, in 1964.
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Marinated for three days before cooking.
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What about the air? Water? They will always find something to hate. It will never end. These people run on rage and hatred as fuel.
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I’m all for her boycotting water and air.
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Maybe there’s some kind of One Drop doctrine for wokeness? Otherwise it’s nonsense. (Why not both?)
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And complain loudly and bitterly to anyone and everyone about it.
eta: “Woke Chicken” = rooster at 4 a.m.
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Has to be parody. Right? RIGHT!?!?! 
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