#1 By: Xeni Jardin, August 26th, 2013 13:36
#2 By: William_Holz, August 26th, 2013 13:38
Justice Department accidentally tells truth!
(I typed that without irony. Sad.)
#3 By: awjt, August 26th, 2013 13:45
It was the act of a concerned citizen, who redacted everything except one, purposefully, hoping it would slip through. Now, obviously, they will be thrown into solitary confinement and will face trial next decade for espionage.
#4 By: William_Holz, August 26th, 2013 14:36
The sad thing is . . . that's the most plausible outcome.
Do they even know what justice means? It's available online!
Justice : jus·tice : noun
just behavior or treatment. "a concern for justice, peace, and genuine respect for people" synonyms: fairness, justness, fair play,
fair-mindedness, equity, evenhandedness, impartiality, objectivity,
neutrality, disinterestedness, honesty, righteousness, morals,
Is it . . . opposite century or something?
#5 By: Marc, August 26th, 2013 14:39
Turns out Google isn't just the cute multi-coloured logo that we've known and loved...
#6 By: Jeremy Erwin, August 26th, 2013 14:51
This might delay FISA requests in the future. I suppose it's enlightening to learn that our suspicions about Google receiving National Security Letters are well-founded, but now the US has an excuse not to release documents in a timely manner.
We're quintuple-checking our redactions. It might take another couple of years.
I miss the days when copy and pasting constituted an end run around "redaction."
#7 By: Joe Castleman, August 26th, 2013 14:55
#8 By: rocketpj, August 26th, 2013 15:21
If I ever buy a sailboat for racing I intend to name it [REDACTED], just to confuse things. No, I don't think I'll get tired of the joke.
Well, I'm glad Google is at least trying to fight this stuff in court, even kangaroo court.
#9 By: knoxblox, August 26th, 2013 15:28
I've been trying to come up with the most interesting Google searches I can, just for fun.
"NSA director slathered in peanut butter and raisins", for example, and that's a SFW one.
#10 By: William_Holz, August 26th, 2013 15:33
If I open a bar. . . yeah, that's an awesome name.
Or have another child.
#11 By: David Emigh, August 26th, 2013 15:35
They can't even keep their own secrets, why should I trust them with mine?
#12 By: LDoBe, August 26th, 2013 16:05
I'd name my kid
Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--? or something like that.
#13 By: Víctor, August 26th, 2013 16:11
Cue for slow yakety sax.
#14 By: William_Holz, August 26th, 2013 16:16
A classic :)
Maybe [REDACTED]'); DROP TABLE CLASSIFIED;--
#16 By: toyg, August 26th, 2013 21:56
I always thought there should be an alternative strip ending with "And I hope you've learned to TAKE BACKUPS"
#17 By: LDoBe, August 27th, 2013 01:48
#18 By: James Race, August 27th, 2013 08:26
The government feared that "Ministry of Justice would have led to copyright/trademark issues with the Orwell estate.
#19 By: Jeremy Erwin, August 27th, 2013 09:54
Erm-- Justice was renamed MiniLove. Justice is too complicated for newspeak.
#20 By: Xeni Jardin, August 31st, 2013 13:36
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