xeni at August 26th, 2013 13:36 — #1
william_holz at August 26th, 2013 13:38 — #2
Justice Department accidentally tells truth!
(I typed that without irony. Sad.)
awjt at August 26th, 2013 13:45 — #3
It was the act of a concerned citizen, who redacted everything except one, purposefully, hoping it would slip through. Now, obviously, they will be thrown into solitary confinement and will face trial next decade for espionage.
william_holz at August 26th, 2013 14:36 — #4
The sad thing is . . . that's the most plausible outcome.
Do they even know what justice means? It's available online!
Justice : jus·tice : noun
just behavior or treatment. "a concern for justice, peace, and genuine respect for people" synonyms: fairness, justness, fair play,
fair-mindedness, equity, evenhandedness, impartiality, objectivity,
neutrality, disinterestedness, honesty, righteousness, morals,
Is it . . . opposite century or something?
marc45 at August 26th, 2013 14:39 — #5
Turns out Google isn't just the cute multi-coloured logo that we've known and loved...
jerwin at August 26th, 2013 14:51 — #6
This might delay FISA requests in the future. I suppose it's enlightening to learn that our suspicions about Google receiving National Security Letters are well-founded, but now the US has an excuse not to release documents in a timely manner.
We're quintuple-checking our redactions. It might take another couple of years.
I miss the days when copy and pasting constituted an end run around "redaction."
gyrofrog at August 26th, 2013 14:55 — #7
rocketpj at August 26th, 2013 15:21 — #8
If I ever buy a sailboat for racing I intend to name it [REDACTED], just to confuse things. No, I don't think I'll get tired of the joke.
Well, I'm glad Google is at least trying to fight this stuff in court, even kangaroo court.
knoxblox at August 26th, 2013 15:28 — #9
I've been trying to come up with the most interesting Google searches I can, just for fun.
"NSA director slathered in peanut butter and raisins", for example, and that's a SFW one.
william_holz at August 26th, 2013 15:33 — #10
If I open a bar. . . yeah, that's an awesome name.
Or have another child.
davide405 at August 26th, 2013 15:35 — #11
They can't even keep their own secrets, why should I trust them with mine?
ldobe at August 26th, 2013 16:05 — #12
I'd name my kid
Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--? or something like that.
ashen_victor at August 26th, 2013 16:11 — #13
Cue for slow yakety sax.
william_holz at August 26th, 2013 16:16 — #14
Maybe [REDACTED]'); DROP TABLE CLASSIFIED;--
toyg at August 26th, 2013 21:56 — #16
I always thought there should be an alternative strip ending with "And I hope you've learned to TAKE BACKUPS"
ldobe at August 27th, 2013 01:48 — #17
howaboutthis at August 27th, 2013 08:26 — #18
The government feared that "Ministry of Justice would have led to copyright/trademark issues with the Orwell estate.
jerwin at August 27th, 2013 09:54 — #19
Erm-- Justice was renamed MiniLove. Justice is too complicated for newspeak.
xeni at August 31st, 2013 13:36 — #20
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