Kickstarting Atheist Baby Shoes

Fmeh. Do they come with a “My parents are insufferable assholes and all I got were these stupid shoes” onesie?

I’m an atheistic agnostic, and I find militant atheists to be just as annoying as rabid evangelicals. I don’t give a damn about your religion or lack thereof, unless you start using it to impose your ideals on my existence. Your continued insistence on talking about it, putting slogans on yours and your kids’ clothes, etc. pegs my Don’t-Givashit-o-Meter. Sometimes, the eyeroll is so violent, I think I might sprain something.

“How can you tell if someone is a vegan/atheist/feminist? Oh, don’t worry - they’ll tell you.” Sure, it’s a dismissive, semi-offensive stereotype. But if you think someone means you, maybe some self-examination is in order.

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