The problem isn't an overabundance of kudzu - it's an underpopulation by goats. Kudzu has been shown (GA Ag. Dept.) to be just about the perfect food for Billy and all his gf's. Show me a kudzu monument with goats improbably juxtaposed all over it, and I'll show you the new premier tourist attraction of the entire South!
(Quietly, humming to myself) 'Look awayyyyy, look away, look wayyyy....'