doctorow at February 11th, 2014 23:01 — #1
incarnedine_v at February 11th, 2014 23:06 — #2
give that man a medal! Also a one way ticket to Guantanamo Bay...
doccam at February 11th, 2014 23:10 — #3
nicnivian at February 11th, 2014 23:14 — #4
Sorry. They're called ISIS! I couldn't help it!
mikekstar at February 11th, 2014 23:26 — #5
Does that sound like an awesome time Barry? Yes it does other Barry, yes it does.
lexicat at February 11th, 2014 23:33 — #6
And where have we seen that before?
eksrae at February 11th, 2014 23:35 — #7
Allow me to introduce myself: Wile E. Jihad, genius.
typo at February 11th, 2014 23:36 — #8
I can't help wondering if the dead 21 qualify for their 72 virgins.
ldobe at February 11th, 2014 23:43 — #9
I'm just surprised these kinds of accidents aren't happening constantly...
shuck at February 11th, 2014 23:54 — #10
They were, quite literally, "hoist with their own petard"...
shuck at February 11th, 2014 23:56 — #11
When the writers talked about all the research they did for the story, and how the more ridiculous elements were more fact-based, they weren't kidding.
stefanjones at February 12th, 2014 00:00 — #12
I wonder if we can spread a rumor that most suicide bomber trainees are actually American spies out to rub them out.
brian_bishop at February 12th, 2014 00:07 — #13
That's 72 virgins you heathen... and that's PER martyr!
soylentplaid at February 12th, 2014 00:16 — #14
Ah, sure. "Accidentally". No CIA involvement here.
Agent Amir: "Ok, class starts in 20 minutes. Here's your *snerk* 'training' vest."
Training Instructor: "Something funny?"
Agent Amir: "Oh, just thinking about killing the infidels. Say, you're going to be recording this, right?"
Bunch of merry pranksters, them.
mausium at February 12th, 2014 00:22 — #15
Jeez, does anyone other than the Tea Party actually believe that bullshit?
gwailo_joe at February 12th, 2014 00:29 — #16
'...They think that your early ending
Was all wrong
For the most part they're right
But look how they all got strong
That's why I say man, nice shot
What a good shot man...'
I sit in capitalist complacency: secure in geographical absolvency.
I never wanted Iraqi desolation
What was the point of our invasion decimation?
Suicidal Incompetents: blow yer faces off you bloody dumb fucks you
margaret_bombin at February 12th, 2014 00:33 — #17
but the reality is that people who are willing to be suicide bombers -- and those who exploit them -- may not be very bright at all.
same goes for a shit-ton of military commanders and soldiers across all nations/ideologies/etc. If it weren't for the military systems preying on folks at weak points in their lives, pretty much most armies would be skeletal.
vonbobo at February 12th, 2014 00:39 — #18
I have often wondered how they go from bringing down the twin towers to lighting their shoes and underwear on fire.
headcode at February 12th, 2014 00:41 — #19
Fantastic. However, I believe the moniker was "sooper genius."
headcode at February 12th, 2014 00:43 — #20
Jeez, that's 1512 virgins just right there. Heaven must be teeming with virgins! And idiots.
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