#1 By: Cory Doctorow, February 11th, 2014 23:01
#2 By: incarnedine_v, February 11th, 2014 23:06
give that man a medal! Also a one way ticket to Guantanamo Bay...
#3 By: Nic Fasano, February 11th, 2014 23:10
#4 By: Jason, February 11th, 2014 23:14
Sorry. They're called ISIS! I couldn't help it!
#5 By: Krieger, February 11th, 2014 23:26
Does that sound like an awesome time Barry? Yes it does other Barry, yes it does.
#6 By: Alexis, February 11th, 2014 23:33
And where have we seen that before?
#7 By: Eksrae, February 11th, 2014 23:35
Allow me to introduce myself: Wile E. Jihad, genius.
#8 By: Lloyd Miller, February 11th, 2014 23:36
I can't help wondering if the dead 21 qualify for their 72 virgins.
#9 By: LDoBe, February 11th, 2014 23:43
I'm just surprised these kinds of accidents aren't happening constantly...
#10 By: Shuck, February 11th, 2014 23:54
They were, quite literally, "hoist with their own petard"...
#11 By: Shuck, February 11th, 2014 23:56
When the writers talked about all the research they did for the story, and how the more ridiculous elements were more fact-based, they weren't kidding.
#12 By: Stefan Jones, February 12th, 2014 00:00
I wonder if we can spread a rumor that most suicide bomber trainees are actually American spies out to rub them out.
#13 By: Brian_Bishop, February 12th, 2014 00:07
That's 72 virgins you heathen... and that's PER martyr!
#14 By: Soylent Plaid, February 12th, 2014 00:16
Ah, sure. "Accidentally". No CIA involvement here.
Agent Amir: "Ok, class starts in 20 minutes. Here's your *snerk* 'training' vest."
Training Instructor: "Something funny?"
Agent Amir: "Oh, just thinking about killing the infidels. Say, you're going to be recording this, right?"
Bunch of merry pranksters, them.
#15 By: mausium, February 12th, 2014 00:22
Jeez, does anyone other than the Tea Party actually believe that bullshit?
#16 By: gwailo_joe, February 12th, 2014 00:29
'...They think that your early ending
Was all wrong
For the most part they're right
But look how they all got strong
That's why I say man, nice shot
What a good shot man...'
I sit in capitalist complacency: secure in geographical absolvency.
I never wanted Iraqi desolation
What was the point of our invasion decimation?
Suicidal Incompetents: blow yer faces off you bloody dumb fucks you
#17 By: Margaret_Bombino_Morris, February 12th, 2014 00:33
but the reality is that people who are willing to be suicide bombers -- and those who exploit them -- may not be very bright at all.
same goes for a shit-ton of military commanders and soldiers across all nations/ideologies/etc. If it weren't for the military systems preying on folks at weak points in their lives, pretty much most armies would be skeletal.
#18 By: bobo, February 12th, 2014 00:39
I have often wondered how they go from bringing down the twin towers to lighting their shoes and underwear on fire.
#19 By: Kelly , February 12th, 2014 00:41
Fantastic. However, I believe the moniker was "sooper genius."
#20 By: Kelly , February 12th, 2014 00:43
Jeez, that's 1512 virgins just right there. Heaven must be teeming with virgins! And idiots.
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