#1 By: Rob Beschizza, October 7th, 2013 03:23
#2 By: Chris Pook, October 7th, 2013 03:39
Wow. Where do I get a copy of this?
#3 By: Rob Beschizza, October 7th, 2013 03:43
In the folder on my desktop named "drunkshop"
#4 By: Chris Pook, October 7th, 2013 04:42
#5 By: Tim Quinn, October 7th, 2013 05:42
We have warned you about treating BoingBoing as your personal Facebook page, haven't we? Do we need to have that chat again?
I used to have a copy of this book. College roomie snatched it. Fucking Wookies.
#6 By: Paul Sampson, October 7th, 2013 06:14
One of Fwok Lloy Wok's, I believe.
#7 By: fuzzyfuzzyfungus, October 7th, 2013 06:40
Isn't it wonderful how they've risen from imperialized squalor to yuppie lifestyle magazines in such a short time?
#8 By: Pat Race, October 7th, 2013 08:47
The roasting pits are stainless steel, gas-powered and equipped with a grease management system to diminish flare-ups. Deliciously crispy humans every time. Roast a Wookie in under an hour.
#9 By: Kaneda Jones, October 7th, 2013 12:49
I suspect they followed Cloud city's example and flourished once they added a Casino to the local village.
#10 By: Bucket, October 7th, 2013 13:17
#11 By: petzl, October 7th, 2013 14:57
Elsewhere in the magazine, you'll see an article where a visionary Ewok has done some amazing work re-purposing a decommissioned Imperial bunker.
#12 By: madopal, October 7th, 2013 15:18
I am Wicket's burning shame.
"Like everyone else, I had become a slave to the Ewok nesting instinct. If I saw something clever like a Panshee stool in the shape of a war drum, I had to have it. I would flip through catalogs and wonder, "What kind of fire pit defines me as an Ewok?" We used to read pornography. Now it was the Coruscant Collection. I had it all. Even the drum sticks with tiny scratches and imperfections, proof they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of wherever."
#13 By: petzl, October 7th, 2013 22:51
Same place you find the Star Wars Holiday Special DVD.
#14 By: Bucket, October 7th, 2013 23:51
So, the deepest, darkest pits of hell?
#15 By: Rob Beschizza, October 12th, 2013 03:23
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