Monkey patiently shows human how to crush leaves

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I had a supervisor like this. “Ok, next you’re gonna trim back the insulation on the cable-no that’s too short you’ve got to gently feed it through the crimper no no that’s the wrong side but we can still work with this OH JUST GIVE IT TO ME.”

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Exactly same video was posted less than a year ago.


Took me 30 seconds to find it by searching for “monkey crush leaves”.

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This video always gives me a serious case of the ASMRs…

This pretty much echoes my fascination with running the trash compactor. We are not that dissimilar, little monkey. Not that dissimilar at all.

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Hopefully there’s a monkey out there that can teach humans to hold their camera in landscape position when filming.

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Standards have changed, I’m afraid. These days we’re happy when they don’t post a story twice in the same day.

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Monkey is vertical, thus frame is in portrait orientation. All is as it should be.

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Today’s secret word is…something!

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No. Human eyes are horizontal. A camera shooting video to be seen by human eyes should also be horizontal. John Ford didn’t turn the camera sideways, just because John Wayne was standing up.

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I liked the monkey. the monkey was good.

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John Ford was a hack. Go unload your biological determinism bullshit on Modigliani or Barnett Newman.

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Nice try, monkey-filmer.

I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

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We all had, and have been, supervisors like this.

“So It’s Come To This: A Boing Boing Clip Show”

I’m with you. This is much better.

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The field of view of the human eye is circular. The nearest rectangle is a square. However, with film technology it is easier if the viewing rectangle is wider than it is high because the speed of the film through the gate is less; that’s why film adopted a fairly wide rectangle which has stuck. For years professional photographers used near-square formats (6 by 6, 4 by 5), and the London IMAX has a roughly 4 by 5 screen ratio. Victorian stereoscopes used to use square images to get the biggest image size with a convenient eye separation.
The only phone manufacturer currently brave enough to offer a square screen is BlackBerry, but on purely optical technical grounds it is a good shape.

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I missed the monkey first time round.

It is amazing just how “human” it is. I can think of a few politicians it might be able to train.

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