#1 By: Rob Beschizza, August 15th, 2013 11:14
#2 By: Preston, August 15th, 2013 11:18
Resembles a kinkajou but closer to the coatis
Olingos closely resemble the kinkajou in morphology and habits, though
they lack prehensile tails and extrudable tongues, have more extended
muzzles, and possess an anal scent gland. Genetic studies have shown
that the closest relatives of the olingos are actually the
#3 By: Shane_Simmons, August 15th, 2013 11:18
EDIT: Editing this to acknowledge the typo has been corrected, but leaving it for context since someone has responded to it.
Typo: you have South Africa on there instead of South America.
#4 By: Kimmoth, August 15th, 2013 11:29
Far out. Hiding in plain sight is often easier than you might think.
#5 By: Dioptase, August 15th, 2013 11:30
Or maybe it's correct. It would certainly explain why the little guy was so hard to find.
#6 By: rider, August 15th, 2013 11:50
Cue the crypto blogospher to use this to support arguments for the existence of Bigfoot.
#7 By: Listener43, August 15th, 2013 12:24
Bigfoot is an omnivore, so the existence of a carnivore would have little bearing on the subject.
#8 By: Christopher_Lee, August 15th, 2013 12:31
More to the point - does it taste good?
#9 By: Felix Tannenbaum, August 15th, 2013 12:33
let's just call it what it really is.
#10 By: Tim, August 15th, 2013 12:35
It will be just like one of those news stories about Nazi war criminals who evaded justice for decades by blending into mainstream society. "He was living in my apartment building for years but no one suspected anything because he seemed so quiet and unassuming."
#11 By: Maggie Koerth-Baker, August 15th, 2013 12:38
Who knew that guy was Bigfoot, all along?
#12 By: Tim, August 15th, 2013 12:39
I thought he was just a Yeti!
#13 By: miasm, August 15th, 2013 14:30
pfff, Those weren't Nazis, those were Old Germans, lit by an oblique light-source.
Easy mistake to make.
#14 By: Preston, August 15th, 2013 14:58
He had an AT&T calling plan
#15 By: Preston, August 15th, 2013 15:04
It was discovered living in Whitey Bulger's garage behind the recycling bin.
#16 By: Preston, August 15th, 2013 15:06
"Damn you autocorrect feature! Damn you to hell!"
#17 By: Geth, August 15th, 2013 15:12
Judging from that photo, I'd say it was hiding while plotting our destruction.
#18 By: Preston, August 15th, 2013 15:12
MANAUS, BRAZIL—An international team of scientists conducting research in the Amazon River Basin announced the discovery of a formerly unknown primate species inhabiting a remote jungle area roughly 300 miles from Manaus Monday. According to scientists in Manaus, the new species, Ateles saporis, is
#19 By: Rob Beschizza, August 20th, 2013 11:14
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