Police return woman's stolen car but forget to remove drugs and weapons

Damn, why don’t I ever fall ass-back into drugs and money like that. I gotta work for it and everything.

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Bonus!

Leave the gun take the cocaine.

/Just kidding, I hate cocaine. I just love the way it smells.

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You’re gonna have to dissolve that crack in a non-polar & recrystallise it with HCL if’n you want a topical anaesthetic. Personally, I’d have gone, ‘Sweet! Free crack!’ and smoked it. I mean, how often do you get free crack?

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That Petrol Emotion.

Gotta dispose of it one way or another.

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Exactly. Think of the children. Actually, I’d be trepidatious of crack these days because of the tachycardia and the ‘fuck there’s no more crack’ feeling when it’s gone, but if I found opiates, I’d ring in sick til they were all gone.

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That’s fairly trivial. Lab work 101, easy even with improvised gear.

“First one’s free!”, just like with that anti-virus software.

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A knife sounds useful, but especially in Canada, I’d rather the police officially take back the gun and give me a receipt saying it was their mistake that left it in my car. Don’t know if lead pipes count as illegal hazardous waste like they would here in California.

Never tried cocaine (caffeine’s about as far as I go in that direction.) If they’d had the decency to leave a bag of weed instead, I’m sure I would have totally not noticed until later.

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Sorry about that Creedance tape.

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You can’t have even a stupid lead pipe in Californistan? How do they think it counts as freedom?

Legal or not, lead pipes are TERRIBLE for smoking crack.

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Glass is better. Lead pipes are better for xray collimation, some electrochemistry electrodes, or beating the dealer who provided substandard goods.

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I know, right.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Exactly like that!

Mr. Bells had his car stolen about 10 years ago, and got it back with a trunk full of the thieves’ stuff. Prescription drugs (with the names of the thieves), CD-ROMS full of photos (of the thieves), several bags of clothes. The cops didn’t want any of it. They just copied down the names on the drug bottles and released the car.

It was kind of insulting that we had to dispose of a shitload of trash that wasn’t even ours.

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