Satan.
Edit: You asked who I wanted. At least lucifer could come around and do some desperately needed housecleaning up here and take the dirt down with him. I know I’m not going to get who I want, but out of the bunch you offered, I’d want Sanders.
But, all I think I’ll get is what I need and that’s hopefully a lesser evil Democrat that has weaknesses I can exploit as apposed to greater evil that can thwart progression at nearly every turn.