Disney is so fun!
It turns out that Disneyâs creepy CIA spook also hired the sharpshooter who âliquidatedâ Bambiâs mother in the service of narrative causality. There is, however, absolutely no evidence that phosphorus munitions were used during the forest fire scene.
It wasnât completely unknown before Disney. It was originally a Norwegian folk legend, but immigrants had brought it to America and it was known in folklore circles.
Another Norwegian folk belief was that if lemmings got stuck someplace and couldnât get out, or get past, they would spontaneously combust. Itâs too bad Disney didnât run with that.
Also, Ostriches donât bury their heads in the sand when scared and chameleons donât change colour to match their environment.
For anyone whoâs never read it: James Thurberâs Interview with a Lemming.
Too horny?
SoâŚtheyâre like the Kennedys then?
Wha-Oh BOOM!
Oh, next youâll be telling us there is no such thing as a âdiggerâ lemming or a âblockerâ lemming. Come now.
So the Disney Corp. ran a bunch of lemmings over a cliff for their documentary? Just when you think they couldnât get any more evilâŚ
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