Hunting protip: don't kill sacred albino meese


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#2

Isn't the monster with a unique name and a re-colored sprite supposed to be the one that has loads of extra HP and some special attacks?


#3

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...


#4

First rule of good mojo - never kill albino wildlife. Heck, forget albino, don't kill anything with any striking white coloration of any kind. White means sacred pretty much everywhere.


#5

Natural selection, really. A white moose is much more visible in the forest than a brown one, and is thus more likely to be a victim of predation, whether it be by humans or wolves.


#6

It's true - albino wildlife is considered sacred around the world. Even in modern societies, killing an albino animal is considered a terrible dick move because that animal is usually well know and people get excited about seeing it.


#7

And also drop extra loot and more coins!

Moose, Albino AL LG, MV 120’ (40’), AC 7, HD 4, #AT 1 (antlers), DM
1d8, THAC0: 16, Special Attacks: Prismatic Spray, Smite Evil. 350 XP.
Treasure type F.


#8

So are big antlers (for the hunting lodge's wall),


#9

I wonder if they want to bring the moose's skin to the pet sematary, and what would come from it?


#10

“They didn’t know it was a spirit animal, and all we could do was ask them in a good way for the hide of the animal and they happily said they would give it to us,” Emmett Peters, a Mi’kmaq elder, said Friday in a telephone interview"

“We will have the hide in the (lodge), along with the hunters and a native Department of Natural Resources guy, and we will pray, asking the creator that no bad luck come from this,”

Emmett Peters is a cool dude.

Part of the significance of killing a visibly unique and rare life form is a brown one isn't significantly different from a white one. Killing is serious. Not for pleasure or sport. You need a good reason. I hope someone is going to eat that moose. Looking at the photo, it just seems a shame, half dead Edgar Winter and half dead unicorn.

"The moose is furious. He and the Berkowitzs lock antlers in the living room."
Thank god for Woody Allen.


#11

But it's LG, which makes killing it Evil...


#12

Wow, you're going way back.


#13

I thought the plural of moose...is simply moose


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