Moose wanders into lobby and eats plant

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This is why I wouldn’t mind moving back to Alaska.

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That is a baby moose.

Fun fact: Moose is the largest member of the deer family. They’re giant deer.

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Obligatory…

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Uh-oh. I have one of those plants in my office. The florist never mentioned that it is moose bait.

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“They can be 10 feet tall if you count the antlers…and I mean why wouldn’t you?”

Gets me every time.

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I enjoy the part about the mooosiah… if you will!

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When I was in Alaska last month I went for a hike along some trails. There was plenty of footprints I was following since a lot of people were out hiking. After a while I realised that the human footprints had vanished and I was now following mooseprints. That is to say, I was probably sneaking up behind a moose.

As I backed away slowly, then quickly, (as I vamoosed) I could just see that video of a moose tearing through snow like nothing, playing in my head.

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He’s not the mooosiah, he’s…

Sorry, wrong film.

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Smart man!

Also, Casual Geographic saved your life! You knew the national security threat that moose pose!

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Judging by the way the moose was escorted out by security, I assume that he was uninsured.

I hope the moose can make it across the border to Canada where he can receive the healthcare he needs.

Also, because this is the first opportunity I’ve had to use this emoji:

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Pedro Laughing GIF by Brand MKRS creative agency

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… you have to go to Fairbanks for that kind of thing

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OT: One of my best high school buddies (Where are you now Andy Donovan?) and I were quite stoned when we went to see “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” and those opening credit subtitles literally had us rolling in our seats. The switch to llmaas with the strobing/flashing background almost killed us.

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