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Captain disillusion come help!
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A shallow draft like a goose, and a credulousness loose.
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was it chasing a goose? it was definitely on the loose. i think i’d vamoose.
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This certainly isn’t a slow gnus’ day.
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Very shallow…
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Jesus may have been God’s only son, but the Bible says nothing about moose. Come hunting season this divine moose will die for our (or maybe other moose) sins.
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He will grant us absolution for all our bovine leather slip-on footwear transgressions. He will die to redeem us all of our Moo Cow Sins.
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He is NOT the Moosiah, he is a very naughty cervid!
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Impossible!
On his way to Pottsylvania ahead of Boris and Natasha.
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You win, for today.
Likely feels diarrhea coming on, or as they’d say in Shakespeare’s day : Forsooth! A moose whose loose poos come home to roost.
… sigh. OK, I don’t have anything better to do either.
A moose called Remo Williams
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Hard to tell, but this moose has incredibly long legs and is in fact running along the bottom. 
So, a moose then. Moose can be 10’ tall (measuring to the head) and a lot of that is legs. They are very spindly looking. You should see the getaway sticks on those broads.
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Or hoosted upon ones own pootard
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