Dear God I hope itâs a part-time job - like, they call in the experts once a year or as needed. Can you imagine doing this full-time? [insert horror-face]
Itâs tempting to wrinkle my nose at what those weird Russians are up to, but the word games we play, to pretend this is the same kind of republic the founding fathers created, they are in the same league!
Refreshing Leninâs corpse. Lemon-scented Leninâs corpse. Newly-polished Leninâs corpse.
Seems like a dead end jobâŚ
Given whatâs been replaced by now, why would the state go to such a cost to preserve dead or likely-fake flesh? Whatâs to say theyâve not simply replaced the body already with a fake? Seems like a ridiculous waste of time and money to such places.
I have been totally (and inexplicably) fascinated with this since I first read about it years ago.
Itâs just SO WEIRD that youâd invest this sort of time and brainpower in⌠that.
Tourism, I guess.
If they replace every part of Lenin with another one, is it still the same Lenin?
A businessman checks into a hotel at the Red Square. The next day he sends a telegram home: âSend a thousand barrels of mouse oil.â When asked why, he describes the long queue in front of the building labeled âMaus oleumâ.
I want to put a sign on it âdo not tap on glassâ
What about animatronic eyelids?
What a waste of resources. And just plain creepy. Same thing for the Chairman Maoâs display in Tienanmen Square. And that one is a huge blot in the middle of a great public space. Why is it we humans feel such a need to worship individuals?
If you ever meet me then you will finally understandâŚ
Yes, a few minor alterations, and the world will quake in fear at the ascendance of zombie cyborg Lenin.
True, but itâs particularly weird given that the country Lenin represents doesnât exist anymore â not just in a figurative sense of time passing and culture evolving as in the US, but literally. This would be like a future where the US broke up but a piece of it calling itself âThe Southeastern Republicâ still obsessed about Ben Franklin and John Adams.
Great. Now THATâs on his âto doâ list as wellâŚ