"Missing" Putin shows up

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Am I the only one getting a distinct WWF vibe from that GIF?

That aside, it’s not exactly a huge surprise that he’s not actually dead, given that he’s not yet terribly old and probably scores better on the lifestyle factors than the average El Presidente; but the humor is only going to go so far in masking his underlying “People actually gave a damn about rumors of my demise because for reasons that remain valid and will definitely make life interesting if I actually snuff it.” problem.

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In Soviet Russia, break takes you.

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Probably because it’s Putin’s head on Vince McMahon’s body…

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Was he holding a copy of today’s newspaper?

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Even psychos need a little time off form the daily~grind of raping & pillaging…

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From the video… It looks like he had a hemorrhoids operation ?
(only joking eh?)

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They didn’t schedule those naval exercises because he was doing well. I’m guessing hemorrhoid operation…

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I bet he was in an “undisclosed location” with Chaney.

With the wide-stance gait he’s got in that GIF, I’m going to go with “What is a vasectomy?, Alex”.

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Was out hiking? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Sanford_disappearance_and_extramarital_affair

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Yeah, there’s a definite waddle going on.

As much as I’m not really a fan of WWE, it is hard to beat Vince McMahon’s ridiculous swagger and hammed up acting. It’s straight up cartoon awesome.

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Lon Chaney? I can see them getting along!

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You needn’t have worried, guys. He was just putting Russia on a stronger footing in the event of nuclear war.

I wish people, journalists in particular, would read at the very least before they start spouting off BS.

He was observing this:

CIA tries so hard to shove crap down the minds of its collective. RT has full blown articles talking about it.

You should post, “I earn (so many) rubles a day at home in my pajamas while posting RT talking points on the internet and you can, too!”

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…playing Vlad the Impaler?

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Hmm… it’s not obvious to me how this is relevant. I clicked through and the article did not mention Lent, or the Orthodox Church at all. Is Putin an observant Christian? Really? And what exactly has the CIA shoved down my mind? I am at a loss.

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Yeah, had to go deliberate with the Rear Admiral… so to speak…