maggiekb — 2014-05-27T14:33:33-04:00 — #1
prestonsturges — 2014-05-27T15:01:58-04:00 — #2
Dumb kid! There wasn't a stick he could have used to reach? So he stuck his gun into the tree and hooked a twig with the trigger.
I'd already connected the dots about the squirrels in his vest. A real hunting vest (not an orange vest for bike riding) has a double layer of fabric in the back forming a pouch large enough to hold several rabbits, maybe rubberized to prevent leakage. .
steampunkbanana — 2014-05-27T15:08:30-04:00 — #3
I'm guessing a second theory involves sticking squirrels up the rectum and he came up with a complex tale that involved shooting himself to cover his deviance.
Either way, squirrels are dirty and you should only use a gun as a gun.
othermichael — 2014-05-27T15:18:43-04:00 — #4
Depends on what the gun is made from/shoots.
markdow — 2014-05-27T15:23:37-04:00 — #5
Motive and opportunity. Circumstantial evidence implicates the 'dead' squirrel.
samthepea — 2014-05-28T07:31:17-04:00 — #6
Squirrel killer gets squirrel-infected wound, goes into seizure at hospital then bites doctor (with unnaturally long front teeth) and end of days begins.
ray_ellis — 2014-05-28T09:31:00-04:00 — #7
Who in hell uses a gun as a stick? Not only that, but a loaded gun? And then turns the barrel around and uses the butt to prod at things?
Methinks Darwin was napping this day...
mocon — 2014-05-28T18:36:52-04:00 — #8
I'm no comic book expert, but Squirrel Man has the worst origin story ever.
maggiekb — 2014-06-01T14:33:46-04:00 — #9
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