maggiekb at May 27th, 2014 14:33 — #1
prestonsturges at May 27th, 2014 15:01 — #2
Dumb kid! There wasn't a stick he could have used to reach? So he stuck his gun into the tree and hooked a twig with the trigger.
I'd already connected the dots about the squirrels in his vest. A real hunting vest (not an orange vest for bike riding) has a double layer of fabric in the back forming a pouch large enough to hold several rabbits, maybe rubberized to prevent leakage. .
steampunkbanana at May 27th, 2014 15:08 — #3
I'm guessing a second theory involves sticking squirrels up the rectum and he came up with a complex tale that involved shooting himself to cover his deviance.
Either way, squirrels are dirty and you should only use a gun as a gun.
othermichael at May 27th, 2014 15:18 — #4
Depends on what the gun is made from/shoots.
markdow at May 27th, 2014 15:23 — #5
Motive and opportunity. Circumstantial evidence implicates the 'dead' squirrel.
samthepea at May 28th, 2014 07:31 — #6
Squirrel killer gets squirrel-infected wound, goes into seizure at hospital then bites doctor (with unnaturally long front teeth) and end of days begins.
ray_ellis at May 28th, 2014 09:31 — #7
Who in hell uses a gun as a stick? Not only that, but a loaded gun? And then turns the barrel around and uses the butt to prod at things?
Methinks Darwin was napping this day...
mocon at May 28th, 2014 18:36 — #8
I'm no comic book expert, but Squirrel Man has the worst origin story ever.
maggiekb at June 1st, 2014 14:33 — #9
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