doctorow at March 4th, 2014 16:01 — #1
vetnoir at March 4th, 2014 16:11 — #2
Interesting, But does it smell bad on the outside?
loafer at March 4th, 2014 16:13 — #3
spunkytws at March 4th, 2014 16:28 — #4
Yes, kid, but it'll keep you warm until I get the shelter up.
ratel at March 4th, 2014 16:28 — #5
It's a great idea, I guess, but no-one is going to see the "guts", and no-one is going to think it's anything but a cow.
capnmarrrrk at March 4th, 2014 16:39 — #6
It should come with a sack of pig intestines, just to give you that Taunton stench.
eksrae at March 4th, 2014 16:52 — #7
Damn, beat everyone to it.
logruszed at March 4th, 2014 16:55 — #8
No, but drape it on a fan and it will soon smell worse on the inside.
ranger at March 4th, 2014 17:10 — #9
yeah, the horns are way off, making it look only like a cow. otherwise great idea!
skeptic at March 4th, 2014 18:55 — #10
There are some ideas that may seem to be really clever but are also just tempting fate. I have a few rules on things not to wear:
- Never wear antlers in a forest during deer season unless you enjoy dodging bullets from enthusiastic Red Necks.
- Don't wear shirts with big, round target faces on them, like some archery clubs print up as club shirts, unless you want to be shot full of arrows.
- Never dress up as a heavy punching bag for Halloween unless you want to be punched by people who think your costume is hilariously funny, and even more so if they use you as an actual punching bag.
- And don't wear a Taunton hoodie unless you want some drunken Star Wars fan to gut you and sleep in your slowly cooling corpse.
Just say no to clever, bad ideas.
brainspore at March 4th, 2014 20:16 — #11
Braving the winter chill in that? You'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
daneel at March 4th, 2014 20:20 — #12
hanglyman at March 4th, 2014 21:30 — #13
Didn't this originate as an April Fools item? I seem to recall a sleeping bag just like this, complete with lightsaber zipper pull.
EDIT: Okay, apparently that exists too now! https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/bb2e/
westfakia at March 4th, 2014 22:44 — #14
In fact, it will keep you Luke warm.
girlscoutsniper at March 5th, 2014 13:33 — #15
GREAT! Now I can do this if I ever meet George Lucas! My dreams have been answered!
doctorow at March 9th, 2014 17:01 — #16
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