Icelandic necropants




On the plus side, those things let you re-roll any death, black, or grindcore metal-related skill checks at will.


I bet this fits like a second skin.


So…Icelandic yoga pants ?


Why? Is there a desperate pants shortage?


I’ve always wanted to be a necropantser!


It puts a new spin on Skinny jeans.


Change is good. Especially in your dead friends scrotum which is attached to his skin which you are wearing as pants.

I guess the point is, “Do I want money? Not that much.”


And then we will go dig up some putrefied shark meat and have a lovely night of it!


I bet they shrink a lot. Make sure to go up a few sizes.


Did I see this on Ren & Stimpy?


It gets lonely during those long Icelandic nights.


“As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin.”

Not if it puts the lotion on its skin.


It’s not mentioned that you really need to get a second friend’s permission to make the matching skin dinner jacket.

Or is that a Skin-ner jacket?


The fuck.


At least it isn’t something weird or creepy


Nice to know what my next horrible, horrible nightmare is going to be.


All I could think upon seeing the first sentence was “What do you mean if?”


This will be perfect for Iceland’s Xipe Totec worship.

"Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out,"