Icelandic necropants


#1

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#2

On the plus side, those things let you re-roll any death, black, or grindcore metal-related skill checks at will.


#3

I bet this fits like a second skin.


#4

So…Icelandic yoga pants ?


#5

Why? Is there a desperate pants shortage?


#6

I’ve always wanted to be a necropantser!


#7

It puts a new spin on Skinny jeans.


#8

Change is good. Especially in your dead friends scrotum which is attached to his skin which you are wearing as pants.

I guess the point is, “Do I want money? Not that much.”


#9

And then we will go dig up some putrefied shark meat and have a lovely night of it!


#10

I bet they shrink a lot. Make sure to go up a few sizes.


#11

Did I see this on Ren & Stimpy?


#12

It gets lonely during those long Icelandic nights.


#13

“As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin.”

Not if it puts the lotion on its skin.


#14

It’s not mentioned that you really need to get a second friend’s permission to make the matching skin dinner jacket.

Or is that a Skin-ner jacket?


#15

The fuck.


#16

At least it isn’t something weird or creepy


#17

Nice to know what my next horrible, horrible nightmare is going to be.


#18

All I could think upon seeing the first sentence was “What do you mean if?”


#19

This will be perfect for Iceland’s Xipe Totec worship.


#20
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